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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Lake county, Indiana 46408-4109

    Default Hambone`s bud`s

    The Bacon Tree

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
    death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
    when all of a sudden.......

    'Hey Jose, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon.'
    'Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee...'

    So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
    there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
    There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
    bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

    'Jose, Jose, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'

    'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert don't

    'Jose when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon.... ees
    no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.

    And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5
    metres, Jose following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine
    gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is
    mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Jose
    with his dying breath.

    'Jose... go back man, you was right ees not a bacon tree.'

    'Luis Luis mi amigo.... what ees it?

    'Jose... ees not a bacon tree...





    Eees a ham bush!!
    Ed, KA9CTT profanity is IGNORANCE made audible
    you can`t fix stupid not even with duct tape

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Ennis, TX USA

    Default Re: Hambone`s bud`s

    Now that's funny!! Never heard that one.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Mesa Arizona USA

    Default Re: Hambone`s bud`s

    Thats funny Honeyman, I dont care who ya are.....

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Pigeon Falls, WI

    Default Re: Hambone`s bud`s

    Are those Ham Bushes expensive. I think they would better than the present Surveilance Trees they are planting along the border now.


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