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    Default a homemade joke

    I don't have a cartoon to go with it but this came to mind yesterday:

    So a bird got arrested for a pretty big crime. During the arraignment, his laywer asked for his release on personal recognizance, but the attorney for the state asked for him to be held without bail. When the judge asked why he should be held without bail, the states attorney said....................... We feel he would be a flight risk..........ba da boom

    I guess if it was a cow they could have posted bale
    I better quit now

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    Default Re: a homemade joke

    Not bad Berk…not bad.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    Default Re: a homemade joke

    You writing for Leno now? Pretty good.
    Mark Berninghausen "That which works, persists."

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    Default Re: a homemade joke

    LOL, made me laugh, ty!

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    Default Re: a homemade joke

    Yeah I think you should quit while your ahead
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill

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    Default Re: a homemade joke

    whats a cow word?

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    Default Re: a homemade joke

    ok comb please tell me me what is a coward

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    Big Grin Re: a homemade joke

    Don't give up your day job just yet!

    OK, the last time we did one of these threads, if I recall correctly, we got in major trouble with Barry, the thread was closed, burned and buried because it was 150 posts of nothing and we all had to go to bed early for a week? If I recall a couple of really bad jokesters lost their overall internet privilages and a few were put on the not quite but nearly banned list as well!

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    Default Re: a homemade joke

    moo im sorry

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    Default Re: a homemade joke

    Great, you made me laugh, and now with my cold I'm hacking like a runaway hearse.

    (I can't stop coughin'!)

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