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    Default Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

    Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

    Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
    A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

    Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.. When you are done you will have a place to live.

    Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
    A: Tell him you're pregnant.

    Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
    A: Take off your glasses.

    Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

    Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
    A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.

    Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

    Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
    A: On their foreheads.

    Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
    A: Gosh, I remember these.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    Default Re: Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

    I like these. Funny thing is our 22 yr old daughter got an invitation to join AARP recently. She decided to keep the membership card that came with the invite as a joke- none of her friends have one! I told her maybe she can get some discounts when they eat out and other places.

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