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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Lincolnton Ga. USA.

    Default New Orleans Saints

    The coach had put together the
    perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The
    only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all
    the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
    couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

    Then one night while
    watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene
    in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background,
    he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm.
    He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards


    He threw another
    hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.


    Then he threw another at
    a passing car going 90 mph.


    "I've got to get
    this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the
    perfect arm!"

    So, he brings him to the
    States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Saints go
    on to win the Super Bowl.

    The young Afghan is
    hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach
    asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

    "Mom," he says
    into the phone, "I just won the Super

    "I don't want to
    talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. You are not my

    "I don't think
    you understand, Mother," the young man pleads.
    "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world.
    I'm here among thousands of my adoring

    "No! Let me tell
    you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment,
    there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of
    rubble.. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives
    last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't
    get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,

    "I will never
    forgive you for making us move to New Orleans

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Fresno California USA

    Default I was ready to laugh

    But actually sometimes I try to imagine what life is like for families in those war zones, and it isn,t much of a laughing matter. Sorry to be so down.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Ennis, TX USA

    Default Re: New Orleans Saints

    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    tulsa, ok usa

    Thumbs Up Great

    I love it! I am from New Orleans and didn't see it coming.
    Home of the ventilated and sting resistant Ultra Breeze bee suits and jackets

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Kiel WI, USA

    Default Re: New Orleans Saints

    When I heard it, he played for the Detroit Lions...


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