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  1. #1
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    Mar 2008
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    Default Bayou country humor...

    DA END BE NEAR!!

    Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:

    "Da End is Near.
    Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now
    fore It Be Too Late!"

    As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'

    From the curve they heard screeching tires, a big splash and then silence....
    Boudreaux turn to Thibodaux and axk,

    'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay.....'Bridge Out?'
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

  2. #2
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    tulsa, ok usa
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    Default Re: Bayou country humor...

    Good one.
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