Bayou country humor...
DA END BE NEAR!!
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
"Da End is Near.
Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now
fore It Be Too Late!"
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires, a big splash and then silence....
Boudreaux turn to Thibodaux and axk,
'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay.....'Bridge Out?'
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek