Bayou country humor...
DA END BE NEAR!!
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
"Da End is Near.
Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now
fore It Be Too Late!"
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires, a big splash and then silence....
Boudreaux turn to Thibodaux and axk,
'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay.....'Bridge Out?'
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.