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  1. #1
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    Default Got the Wife a riding lawn mower

    My wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.

    She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work
    and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.

    SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn mower.
    I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me a big hug. To this day I have never been able to understand why some women are so hard to please.

    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek

  2. #2
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    Default Re: Got the Wife a riding lawn mower

    I want one. Gonna make one. Gotta have one to put in my front yard too. Yes I will steal your joke! Thanks!

  3. #3
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    Default Re: Got the Wife a riding lawn mower

    By the way Derek, what kind of tree is it growing in your front yard there?

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    Default Re: Got the Wife a riding lawn mower

    Must be an ironwood tree.
    Regards, Barry

  5. #5
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    Default Re: Got the Wife a riding lawn mower

    Or one of those telephone pole trees I've been hearing about.

    DH has exclusive use of the riding mower here. I like it that way.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

  6. #6
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    Default Look Derek

    They're keeping a short leash. ( Two mods )

    Sheri & John must be fishing!

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    Default Re: Look Derek

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom G. Laury View Post
    They're keeping a short leash. ( Two mods )

    Sheri & John must be fishing!
    The only leash I use stays in the Consumer Reports building. It's hanging on the wall.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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