Am I a Redneck?

[Hambone]

Since I use these as my fire alarms.

[Barry]

Yeah, and you also have the phone wire stapled across the door casing. Slick!

[Tom G. Laury]

Nice wall paper too.

[Hambone]

Yeah, and you also have the phone wire stapled across the door casing. Slick!

That explains the drop calls everytime I close the door. I need to write AT&T an apology letter.

Nice wall paper too.

Picked it out myself. 6" repeat. Hardly had any waste. What I did have left over. I glued to the dash of my truck. Covered up the sun cracks.

[berkshire bee]

same paper we have throughout our enire house including the ceilings

[Stevedore]

Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?

A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a double-wide.