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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Ennis, TX USA

    Default Cajun Fishin'...

    Cajun Fishin'...

    Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta night crawlers.
    He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf.

    He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat froggie.

    Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit.

    He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.

    He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free.

    But Boudreaux, him, hada real good grip on his haid, yeh.

    Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can.

    Now, Boudreaux know dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he have a plan.

    He reach into de back pockt of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker.

    He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.

    A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.

    He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two more frogs.

    Life is Good.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Anderson County, Texas


    Reminds me of the time I was fishing on Neels creek on Hwy 6 between Clifton and Meridian late 60s. I had caught so many fish my stringer was full, so I was just tossing them up on the rocks along the creek. On the way back from getting another stringer I found a big cottonmouth with one of my bass about half in/out. Needless to say he found himself with big problems, the last he ever had.



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