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  1. #1
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    Default Jacob and Rebecca

    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida,
    are all excited about their decision to get married. They
    go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
    pass a CVS/Pharmacy. Jacob suggests they go in.
    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
    "Are you the Pharmacist ?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds .."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course."

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob: "Good.. We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."------------
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    Haha Derek! That's good.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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    Good one!!
    To everything there is a season....

  4. #4
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    Where do you get this stuff???:

  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom G. Laury View Post
    Where do you get this stuff???:
    I got a ton of them saved from over the years.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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