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    Default The Chauffeur

    Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his Plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home.
    As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver.
    'You know' he said, 'I am 87 years old and I have never
    driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?'
    The driver said,
    'No problem. Have at it.'
    Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off
    down the highway.
    A short distance away
    sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.
    The trooper pulled out
    and easily caught the limo
    and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.
    The young trooper walked up to the driver's door
    and when the glass
    was rolled down,
    he was surprised to see
    who was driving.
    He immediately excused himself and went back to his car
    and called his supervisor.
    He told the supervisor,
    'I know we are supposed
    to enforce the law....
    But I also know that
    important people are
    given certain courtesies.
    I need to know what
    I should do because
    I have stopped a
    very important person.'
    The supervisor asked,
    'Is it the governor?'
    The young trooper said,
    'No, he's more important
    than that.'

    The supervisor said,
    'Oh, so it's the president.'

    The young trooper said,
    'No, he's even more
    important than that.'
    The supervisor finally asked,
    'Well then, who is it?'
    The young trooper said,

    'I think it's Jesus,
    because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!'
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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    This one has always been one of my favorites. No matter how many times I read it. It always makes me laugh.
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek

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