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    Default Corny joke of the day

    A old Chinese man goes to the eye doctor and tells him "Doc, I'm having problem seeing." The doctor checks him out and tells the man "The problem is that you have a cataract." The old Chinese man replies "Oh no!!! I have rinkin town car!!
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    Are you and sqkrc (Hindu Humor) trying to outdo one another?

    Sorry sqkcrk!! Just my ADD kicking in.
    Last edited by HAB; 03-21-2009 at 02:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAB View Post
    Are you and sqkrc (Hindu Humor) trying to outdo one another?
    No way. Derek is way better at this than I.

    And that's sqkcrk, short for Squeak Creek as in Squeak Creek Apiaries.
    Mark Berninghausen "That which works, persists."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sqkcrk View Post
    No way. Derek is way better at this than I.

    And that's sqkcrk, short for Squeak Creek as in Squeak Creek Apiaries.

    I was wondering what sqkcrk stood for. Now I know.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    *groan!* And I thought I was the only one who remembered that old joke!
    “The keeping of bees is like the direction of sunbeams.” -Henry David Thoreau

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