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    Default Older women

    I received this today from someone else, so please excuse the caps- I didn't feel like re-doing it.

    Older Women Are So Reasonable; Don't you think??

    AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP
    EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.

    NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR , NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

    MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING
    A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

    AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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    haha! Alot of truth in that joke....
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek

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    This year for our aniversary my wife and I went out to an early dinner. She told me all the reasons why she loves me and then quit talking and gave me the "your turn" look and I knew I had to come up with something profound...
    So I told her "all this time together and my taste in women hasn't changed a bit!" I let her get all nice and teared up happy before I added "I still like twenty year olds."
    Poor gal... I'd hate to be married to me.

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    Good one DF!!

    I wouldn't want to be married to you either CP!!!
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonfly View Post
    I received this today from someone else, so please excuse the caps- I didn't feel like re-doing it.
    I kind of like this one:}:}


    If I haven't told you lately that...

    I appreciate you... I do.

    For all that you do for me and our family. I don't think I say it enough.

    If I haven't told you lately that...

    I think you are an amazing Father... you are.

    Our girls are wonderful! You are such a positive influence in their lives. I enjoy watching them grow through you.

    If I haven't told you lately that...

    I am amazed by you... I am.

    Every day you surprise me. I thank God that you are a part of my life.

    If I haven't told you lately that...

    You are my best friend... you are.

    For over 26 years, through good times and bad, you are there. You lead me, guide me, support me and love me...You are forever my best friend.

    If I haven't told you lately that...

    I thank you... I do.

    You have always supported me. You believe in me when I don't believe in myself. You make me a stronger, better person. I am who I am, because of you.

    If I haven't told you lately that...

    I love you... I do.

    With all of my heart and soul. I look forward to a lifetime of memories to be shared.
    "Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil - it has no point."

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    CP- shame on you, but I hope your wife has as good a sense of humor as you.

    J-Bees- that's sweet
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonfly View Post
    I received this today from someone else, so please excuse the caps- I didn't feel like re-doing it.

    Sounds like a deal.

    I'm reminded of the Rodney Dangerfield line, when he said, "I just got a new dog for my wife. Good trade!"

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