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Thread: Who was Jesus?

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    Default Who was Jesus?

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
    1. He called everyone brother.
    2. He liked Gospel.
    3. He didn't get a fair trial.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into His Father's business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
    1. He talked with His hands.
    2. He had wine with His meals.
    3. He used olive oil.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
    1. He never cut His hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
    1. He was at peace with nature.
    2. He ate a lot of fish.
    3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
    Regards, Barry

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    HAH!
    That one took me completely off guard!
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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    HAH ! It caught me off guard too, especially seeing it in the 'joke' section,..and by Barry! At first I thought it was you DF, wanting 'another' 'DEEP' discussion. I liked it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldbee View Post
    At first I thought it was you DF, wanting 'another' 'DEEP' discussion. I liked it.
    Nope Oldbee. I'm afraid you got off easy this time.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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    AMEN!



    Summer

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    err, at first i misread "message" as "massage" ...which changes the meaning significantly!

    deknow

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