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  1. #1
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    Bullseye and Derek go job hunting

    Bullseye bill and Derek was out of work and went to the local job service center looking for work. Bill Walks up to the front desks and asks the lady if they have any jobs open. She asked if he had any job training Bullseye said why sure nuff He was a pilot. She took a look at her computer and low and behold there was a pilots job open. She called for a job assistant to come get Bill and help him get back to work. Derek stepped up excited that bill got a job thinking he had one in the bag for himself. When she asked for his qualification. Derek said you bets I is a farwood cutter. She looked the computer over and turned him away saying sorry but there was no openings for a firewood cutter. Looking at the lady confused he asked. "So lady. If your so smart Just how is Billy Bob going to pile it if I dont cut it first.

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    Good one!

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    That's good.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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    Goodin.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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