Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Riverrat, Bullseye Bill and Derek.
As they start their descent, Derek slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bullseye Bill says, Well, darn, someone should go and tell his wife.
Riverrat says, OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bill says, 'Where did you get that beer, Riverrat?
Derek's wife gave it to me, Riverrat replies.
That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?
Well, not exactly, Rat says. When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Derek's widow.
She said, you must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.
Then I said, I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.