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    Default The Bathtub Test

    During a visit to the mental asylum, Oldbee asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

    'Oh, I understand,' said Oldbee.
    'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

    'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.
    Do you want a bed near the window?'
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    Uh-oh
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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    Window, please.

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    Do I want a bed near the window?? What kind of 'asylum' is that? Does the window have bars?

    Yes please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldbee View Post
    Do I want a bed near the window?? cratch What kind of 'asylum' is that? Does the window have bars?

    Yes please
    Window for you. Your one of those low risk patients. But yes it still would have bars.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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