Ole RiverRat was out riding on his Moped, he pulls up next to BizzyBee at a street light.
Ole Rat looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks Biz, 'What kind of car ya got there?'
Biz replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' says Rat. 'Why does it cost so much?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states Biz proudly.
Then Rat asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'
'No problem,' replies Biz.
So ole Rat pokes his head in the window and looks around.Then, sitting back on his Moped, the he says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes, so Biz decides to show the ole Rat just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly...WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?' Biz asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's ole Rat on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas. He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the Rat man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again !
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
Then Biz stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the Rat man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up Rat and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?'
Then old Rat whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.'