Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    parker county, tx
    Posts
    7,923

    Default The Ballad of Bizzybee and Dragonfly

    Bizzybee had just finished reading a new book
    entitled, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" He
    stormed to his wife, dragonfly, in the kitchen and announced,
    "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

    dragonfly replied, "The funeral director would
    be my first guess."
    So many weeds.......so little time.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Loganville, GA
    Posts
    2,172

    Default

    I Don't know which is worse, dragonfly rebelling and plotting to whack me or Billy Sue trying to smooch!!!

    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Ads