Bizzybee had just finished reading a new book
entitled, "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" He
stormed to his wife, dragonfly, in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
dragonfly replied, "The funeral director would
be my first guess."