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    Default Deer Camp....

    Deer Camp....

    The guys were all at the deer camp.
    They had to bunk two to a room.
    No one wanted to room with Bizzybee because he snored
    so badly.
    They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay
    with him the whole time, so they voted to take
    turns.

    The first night Derek went to breakfast the next
    morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
    bloodshot.

    The rest of the guys said,
    'Man, what happened to you?'
    He said, 'Bizzybee snored so loudly, I just sat up and
    watched him all night.'

    The next night it was Riverrat turn.
    In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up,
    eyes all blood-shot.

    Once again they asked,
    'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!'
    He said, 'Man, that Bizzybee shakes the roof. I
    couldn't sleep a wink, I just watched him all
    night.'

    The third night was Bullseye Bill turn. Bullseye Bill was a big
    burly guy who loved to fish and hunt -- a man's man.
    The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed
    and bushy tailed.
    'Good morning,' he said.

    The guys couldn't believe it!
    They said, 'Man, what happened?'
    He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
    tucked Bizzybee into bed and kissed him good night.


    Bizzybee sat up and watched me all night long.
    Ted

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    That's a good one
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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    That's GREAT! I'm not very good at remembering 'jokes', but some of you gals/guys,. are very good.

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    That's solid gold Ted.
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek

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    He's a bad kisser, needs a shave too!!!
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill

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    Your just fussin' because I tickled your neck with my moustache.
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    Default Joking around with Oldbee.

    Quote Originally Posted by Oldbee View Post
    That's GREAT! I'm not very good at remembering 'jokes', but some of you gals/guys,. are very good.
    Oldbee, never attempt to remember the "joke," just remember the first four or five words of the punch line, "He sat up and watched ME all night." You can then reconstitute the joke, changing features and characters to fit the circumstances, or company you are in. People will think your way This way you will never start a joke only to find out you forgot the "punch" line.
    Scrapfe---Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.--Otto von Bismarck.

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