Deer Camp....

[TwT]

Deer Camp....

The guys were all at the deer camp.
They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Bizzybee because he snored
so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay
with him the whole time, so they voted to take
turns.

The first night Derek went to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot.

The rest of the guys said,
'Man, what happened to you?'
He said, 'Bizzybee snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night.'

The next night it was Riverrat turn.
In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up,
eyes all blood-shot.

Once again they asked,
'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!'
He said, 'Man, that Bizzybee shakes the roof. I
couldn't sleep a wink, I just watched him all
night.'

The third night was Bullseye Bill turn. Bullseye Bill was a big
burly guy who loved to fish and hunt -- a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed
and bushy tailed.
'Good morning,' he said.

The guys couldn't believe it!
They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and
tucked Bizzybee into bed and kissed him good night.


Bizzybee sat up and watched me all night long.

[dragonfly]

That's a good one

[Oldbee]

That's GREAT! I'm not very good at remembering 'jokes', but some of you gals/guys,. are very good.

[Hambone]

That's solid gold Ted.

[Bizzybee]

He's a bad kisser, needs a shave too!!!

[BULLSEYE BILL]

Your just fussin' because I tickled your neck with my moustache.

[Scrapfe]

That's GREAT! I'm not very good at remembering 'jokes', but some of you gals/guys,. are very good.

Oldbee, never attempt to remember the "joke," just remember the first four or five words of the punch line, "He sat up and watched ME all night." You can then reconstitute the joke, changing features and characters to fit the circumstances, or company you are in. People will think your way This way you will never start a joke only to find out you forgot the "punch" line.