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  1. #1
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    Default Bullseye Bill Wins the Lottery

    Bullseye Bill buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Lottery Office to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Bullseye Bill says, "I want my $20 million."
    To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
    The Bullseye Bill said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."
    Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
    The Bullseye Bill, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''
    Ted

  2. #2
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    You sure that wasn't RiverRat?
    Bullseye Bill in The Scenic Flint Hills , KS
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    hey I resemble that remark

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