One sunday morning and ole Dragonfly the farmer showed up to a small country church for sunday worship. Apon her arrival she found that it was just her and the preacher in attendance. The preacher stepped down from the pulit approached her and asked if she wanted him to go ahead with the service. She said well being a farmer if I was feeding cattle and only one showed up I would still feed her. The preacher feeling reassured went to the pulpit and preached a 3 hour long sermon. when he finished he stepped down and asked Dragonfly what she thought. she looked at the preacher and said " Aweful long I may have told you I would have fed the cow if it showed up But I can assure you I wouldnt have fed her the whole load."