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  1. #1
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    Default Winter

    Bullseye Bill stops for a red light, Dragonfly catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

    Bullseye Bill lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Dragonfly and you are losing some of your load."

    Bullseye Bill ignores her and proceeds down the street.

    When the truck stops for another red light, Dragonfly catches up again.
    She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

    Again, Bullseye Bill lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, she says brightly, "Hi my name is Dragonfly, and you are losing some of your load!"

    Shaking his head, Bullseye Bill ignores her again and continues down the street.

    At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

    All out of breath, she gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. Bullseye Bill rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Dragonfly, and you are losing some of your load!"

    When the light turns green Bullseye Bill revs up and races to the next light.

    When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to Dragonfly's car.

    He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

    "Hi, my name is Bullseye Bill, it's winter in Vermont and I'm driving the
    SALT TRUCK!"
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    That's cute.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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