Bee brief

[BULLSEYE BILL]

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.
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Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency.
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Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations.
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Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.
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Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, and vain vapid verbosity.
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"Be brief, and don't use big words."

[HAB]

Ok!

[Hambone]

Very well said Bill!! I hope Bizzybee reads your post.

[BULLSEYE BILL]

I hope BizzyBee Bob CAN read my post!

[Bizzybee]

Dadgum it Bill, now I gotta go an pull out the websters!!! If'n I gotta delete this here thing, I'M SENDING YOU A DANG BILL!!!!

[BULLSEYE BILL]

I'M SENDING YOU A DANG BILL!!!!

But I am a dang Bill

[Hobie]

This personage comprehended each of the aforementioned quotations excluding the extreme nethermost constituent.

[Bizzybee]

Yes you are!! And yer getting an invoice for it!!