My kind of Doc...SantaCruzBee
A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was
seen by SantaCruzBee. After about 4 minutes in
the examination room, SantaCruzBee told her she was
pregnant. She burst out, screaming as she ran down the
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem
was, and she told him her story. After listening, he
had her sit down and relax in another room.
The doctor marched down the hallway to the back where
SantaCruzBee was and demanded, "What's the matter
with you? Mrs. Terry is 59 years old, she has four
grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told
her she was pregnant?"
SantaCruzBee continued to write on his clipboard and
without looking up said, "Does she still have the
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.