Derek and Riverrat
Derek and Riverrat are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a local trooper.
He saunters up, taps on the drivers window with his nightstick, and Derek rolls it down. Suddenly, the copper wacks Derek on the head...
Derek squeals, "In the name of God, why'd you do that???"
The trooper says, "Well, you're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
Derek says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
Trooper runs a check on Dereks license, and sure enough he's clean. He gives his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. Riverrat rolls his window down, and the trooper cracks him with the nightstick.
Riverrat says, "For crimminies sake, what was that for???"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
Riverrat asks, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that 2 miles down the road you're gonna say: 'I wish that jerk would've tried that stuff with me!'"
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill