Riverrat and Bubba...
Riverrant and Bubba are out in the woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Riverrat whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence . and then a shotgun blast is heard.
Riverrat's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what?"
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.