Riverrat and Bubba...
Riverrant and Bubba are out in the woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Riverrat whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence . and then a shotgun blast is heard.
Riverrat's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what?"
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek