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  1. #1
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    Default Riverrat and Bubba...

    Riverrant and Bubba are out in the woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Riverrat whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

    He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,

    "Just take it easy and follow my instructions.

    First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence . and then a shotgun blast is heard.

    Riverrat's voice comes back on the line,

    "Okay, now what?"
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    Default Jeff Foxworthy With Alan Jackson - Redneck Games

    That reminds me:
    I had to watch my fav video--
    Jeff Foxworthy With Alan Jackson - Redneck Games
    Ernie
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    That Riverrat sure gets around!

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