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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Ennis, TX USA

    Default Brave Captain Riverrat...

    One fine day, Brave Captain Riverrat and his crew of sailors were sailing the ocean blue. Suddenly, on the horizon, there loomed a ship with a skull & crossbones raised on the mast.

    The crew was frantic, seeking refuge and asking the captain what to do. Brave Captain Riverrat looked at the approaching ship for a moment and said "Bring me my red shirt."

    The call was taken up at once by a cabin boy. As soon as Riverrat had the shirt in his possession, he ordered the man at the wheel to head straight for the pirate ship. In the ensuing fight, the pirate ship was all but destroyed.

    The sailors were recounting their individual triumphs when someone asked Captain Riverrat why he had asked for his red shirt before the battle.

    He responded "If I was wounded, I did not want your confidence to wane. This way, you would keep fighting no matter what happened to me."

    The crew had a new found admiration for its captain, and the crew talked all night about his bravery. About a week later, there loomed on the horizon TEN pirate ships. Once again, the crew looked to its captain for leadership. Calmly, Captain Riverrat said "Bring me my brown pants."
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Oxford, Kansas

    Default arrrrgh you got me thar mate

    It might be awhile before I top that one but I will

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    parker county, tx


    You two really got a rivalry going eh?
    So many little time.

  4. #4
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    Jan 2007
    berkshire county MA


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