A red head goes to the doctor.

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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt where ever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her shoulder and she screamed. She pushed on her elbow and screamed even louder.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere on her body she touched made her scream.

The doctor asked, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she replied, "I'm actually a blond."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

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Two good old boys, Lem and Clem were squirrel hunting along the bottom of Lookout Mountain. Lem was slipping through the woods next to the left bank of the Tennessee River. Clem was father up the slope.

Clem looked up just as a guy on a hang glider went sailing over. Clem watched him disappear behind the treetops.
Just then two shots rang out from Lem’s direction. “What you shooting at” Clem shouted down the hill?
“Oh, just some big old bird,” replied Lem.
“Did gee get em,” asked Clem?
“Naw, he got away,” replied Lem. “But I did make him turn that poor man a loose!”