A red head goes to the doctor.
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt where ever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her shoulder and she screamed. She pushed on her elbow and screamed even louder.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere on her body she touched made her scream.
The doctor asked, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she replied, "I'm actually a blond."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
Scrapfe---Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.--Otto von Bismarck.