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  1. #1
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    Default Where do these come from? Let's try and raise the caliber of jokes, please.

    If a blond and a brunet jump off a 50 story building, why does the brunet hit the ground first? The blond has to stop at the 40th floor to ask directions.

    Sorry Barry I couldn't help myself.
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    How do you get down off an elephant???

    You don't, you get down off a goose.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by magnet-man View Post
    If a blond and a brunet jump off a 50 story building, why does the brunet hit the ground first? The blond has to stop at the 40th floor to ask directions.

    Sorry Barry I couldn't help myself.
    I'm surprised to see a joke in which a guy asks directions. This is just too unbelieveable. From my experience.
    Mark Berninghausen "That which works, persists."

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