no blonde joke
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. When the officer approached the car the man immediately became beligerant for being pulled over. The officer finally having his fill of the guys lip told him "shut up. I'm going to haul you in and put you in jail until the chief gets back." The guy relizing he has gotten himself in deep trouble Began to try and explain his way out of it. "But, officer, I just wanted to say"the officer cut him off and told him once again "to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."