A Kansas highway trooper pulled a car over for speeding about 20 miles over the speed limit. When the officer asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to Kansas City to do a show that night and didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver that he was fascinated by juggling and if the driver would do a little juggling for him he wouldn't give him a ticket. The juggler told him that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler agreed, so the patrolman got three flares lit them, and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled up behind the patrol car and a drunken Redneck got out and watched for awhile, then went to the patrol car, opened the back door and got in. The patrolman saw him do this and went over to his car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, " Awe heck Just take me on to jail There ain't no way I'm gonna pass that test."