the drunk and a genie
A drunk was walking down the beach when he stumbled upon a magic lamp. The sot picked up the lamp and gave it a brisk rub. Out popped a Genie.
“Master,” said the genie, “You may have any three things you wish for, Your wish is my command.”
The drunk pondered for a moment and wished for, “A bottle of whiskey that never runs dry.” Poof, a bottle appeared in his hand. The drunk put the bottle to his lips and took a big swig, tossing off about half the bottle. Zhazam, like magic the bottle refilled its self.
“Master, what else do you require,” asked the genie? “You have two more wishes”
The sot responded, “I want me two more bottles just like this one!”
Scrapfe---Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.--Otto von Bismarck.