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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Oxford, Kansas

    Default another highway patrol joke

    One afternoon an old couple from Arizona was driving down a Texas highway when they was pulled over for speeding. When the Officer approached the car he asked for the old timers license. His wife being half deaf asked her husband what he said. He loudly repeated back to her what the officer had asked for. The officer then asked if he knew how fast he was going. Again the wife asked what he said. At which time he repeated it back to her while the officer went to the car and issued a ticket. When the officer got back to the car he told the Old timer that he had noticed the couple was from Arizona. The Officer then told them he had at one time years ago went on a blind date with a girl from Arizona that turned out to be the ugliest girl he ever saw. The wife once again asked her husband what the officer said. The old timer turned to his wife and said "eythal be quiet the guys said he thinks he knows you."
    Last edited by riverrat; 01-07-2009 at 11:50 AM.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Ennis, TX USA


    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
    'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.


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