An attorney had just purchased a new Lamborghini. When he returned to his law office he parked by the curb so he could show his colleagues his hot sexy new ride.

When he opened the left door to exit the car a taxi swerved and ripped the left door right off the councilors new car. A police officer saw the whole thing, and rushed over to assist. The lawyer was screaming, “My new Lamborghini, my new Lamborghini, it’s ruined, it can never be fixed like it once was.”

The cop was a little taken back and said, “Man, don’t be so materialistic how about you left arm? It was ripped off in the accident to!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex, my Rolex, it’s gone!!”