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    Default 3 beekeepers go to heaven

    Bizzybee, Bullseye bill, and Riverrat all make it to the pearly gates at the same time. St Peter was giving them a grand tour of heaven when they passed a door that had beekeeping written on it. Curious Billl asked what was behind the door. St Peter eagerly explained that since pollination was a big part of keeping gods creations on earth in balance. Behind that door is the room where he kept track of how well the beekeepers are doing down on earth. He opened the door and there was hundreds of clocks keeping track of how they was doing. Riverrat looked around found his clock it was turning about average, impressed he pointed it out to the others. Bizz found his and it was spinning even faster, after pointing this out and give the rat man a good ribbing the attention turned to ole Bill, Disapointed he couldnt find his clock so he finally spoke up and asked St. Peter where his was. He said "Bill My friend you have done such a great job down on earth with your bees god has yours in his office using it for a fan."

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    that a little better

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    Good one.



    Bizzybee, Bullseye bill, and Riverrat all make it to the pearly gates
    But the punch line is not supposed to be the first line of the joke.
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek

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    Yeah but, derek has done gone and stole yer thunder!!

    Dadgumit!! we'll have to go and save a seat for him beside us now!
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill

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