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    Default indian in front of a saloon

    many years ago a couple of ole cowboys observed an indian drunk on fire water standing out front a Saloon near the entrance. They noticed that everytime a girl went by the indian would raise his hand and say "chance" after watching this happen time and time again. They approached the indian and asked him why he was saying "chance" after all they thought indians was suposed to say "how" when greating people. The indian took one look at the cowboys and said "Me know how! Me need chance!"

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    WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE . .

    Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government
    official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen
    his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and
    the damage he's done.'

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion,
    where did the white man go wrong?'

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
    calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no
    taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did
    all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and
    fishing; all night having sex.'

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to
    think he could improve system like that.'
    Last edited by honeyman46408; 01-06-2009 at 11:51 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by honeyman46408 View Post
    WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE . .

    Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government
    official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen
    his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and
    the damage he's done.'

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion,
    where did the white man go wrong?'

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
    calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no
    taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did
    all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and
    fishing; all night having sex.'

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to
    think he could improve system like that.'
    hahahahahahahaha
    thanks. This one really made me laugh! hahahahaha

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