indian in front of a saloon

[riverrat]

many years ago a couple of ole cowboys observed an indian drunk on fire water standing out front a Saloon near the entrance. They noticed that everytime a girl went by the indian would raise his hand and say "chance" after watching this happen time and time again. They approached the indian and asked him why he was saying "chance" after all they thought indians was suposed to say "how" when greating people. The indian took one look at the cowboys and said "Me know how! Me need chance!"

[honeyman46408]

WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE . .

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government
official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen
his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and
the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no
taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did
all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and
fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to
think he could improve system like that.'

[pcelar]

WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE . .

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government
official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen
his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and
the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
calmly replied, 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no
taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did
all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and
fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, 'Only white man dumb enough to
think he could improve system like that.'

hahahahahahahaha
thanks. This one really made me laugh! hahahahaha