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Thread: Circle Flies

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Ennis, TX USA

    Default Circle Flies

    A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the
    trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general
    began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer
    uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the
    ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that
    were buzzing around his head.

    The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"

    The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said- "Well yeah, if that's
    what they are-I never heard of circle flies."

    So the farmer says-"Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're
    called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around
    the back end of a horse."

    The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after
    a minute he stops and says, "Hey... wait a minute, are you trying to
    call me a horse's ass?"

    The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law
    enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a
    horse's ass."

    The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing
    the ticket.

    After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Townville, SC


    thats funny he would have ended up with a few more tickets though.


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