Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Zen sarcasm

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    parker county, tx
    Posts
    7,923

    Default Zen sarcasm

    Zen Sarcasm
    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk
    ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

    2 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.

    3. It's always darkest before dawn , so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

    4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
    you can't be promoted.

    5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
    try missing a couple of car payments.

    8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

    9. If at first you don't succeed...... Skydiving is not for you.

    10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    12. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

    13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
    in half and put back in your pocket.

    15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    16. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

    17. There are two theories for arguing with a women -
    Neither one works.

    18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

    19. Experience is something you don't get until just after
    you need it.

    20. Never, under any circumstances,
    take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Greenville, SC
    Posts
    364

    Default

    lol...No. 20 gets my vote!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Ennis, TX USA
    Posts
    5,124

    Default

    I like #10

    My wife told me to read #15 again.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    parker county, tx
    Posts
    7,923

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Derek View Post

    My wife told me to read #15 again.

    Yeah, that's one I need to concentrate on a little more.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    parker county, tx
    Posts
    7,923

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Monie View Post
    lol...No. 20 gets my vote!
    Yes, I suppose that could earn you your own bedroom.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Hillsboro, Wisconsin, USA
    Posts
    1,672

    Default

    True, oh so true!

    MM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Ads