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    Texas A&M Vet School

    First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first
    anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
    table with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine it is
    necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you
    not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the
    Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead
    cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
    thing," he told his students . The students freaked out, hesitated for
    several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal
    opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The
    second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
    and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

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    Well, that grossed me out....
    "I reject your reality, and substitute my own." Adam Savage

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    I think i threw up in my mouth a little...
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    Now that's funny! Probably a true story coming from A&M.
    Last edited by Hambone; 12-12-2008 at 01:56 PM.
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    Do you all reckon cow pollenator might have been one of them that had to take that class.
    Last edited by riverrat; 12-12-2008 at 02:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riverrat View Post
    Do you all reckon cow pollenator might have been one of them that had to take that class.
    No way man, dead cows gross me out.
    I wouldn't even think about it until I found out what killed her.

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    The students were obviously so "Broke" they couldn't "Pay" attention!

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