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    Smile Childrens Science

    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this !)
    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
    A: Premature death.

    Q: What is artificial insemination?
    A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

    Q: What is the fibula?
    A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose"mean?
    A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
    A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

    Q: What does the word "Benign” mean?
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill

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    Those are good Bizzy.


    Quote Originally Posted by Bizzybee View Post
    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
    Here is how my kid answered when I asked.

    A: dove, deer, quail, and turkey.
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek

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