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    Default Thanksgiving Divorce

    The Thanksgiving Divorce
    by www.SixWise.com

    A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"

    She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

    "Okay, honey" he says, "they're definitely coming for Thanksgiving ... and paying their own way."

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    I heard a very similar version on John Boy & Billy The Big Show® this week. It's funny!

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    Yep, I've heard it for a few years, and for Christmas, too. Maybe some of the younger ones haven't.

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    Thanks Iddee, that was good. Never heard it before.

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    Haw haw haw!!!

    I'll be passing it on here at home! Glad we can laugh about it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhood View Post
    Thanks Iddee, that was good. Never heard it before.
    same here. Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by iddee View Post
    Yep, I've heard it for a few years, and for Christmas, too. Maybe some of the younger ones haven't.
    I haven't herd that one. Good on Iddie.
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek

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