My wife made me post this. She saw my blonde jokes. Thanks alot Drangonfly!


One day my housework-challenged husband decided

to wash his Sweat- shirt.



Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he

shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'



'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'



He yelled back, ' TEXAS TECH ! '



And they say blondes are dumb...





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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'



The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'



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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'

Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think

the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'



'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.



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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?



A: A rumor



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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating

their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good

fairy came to them and said that because they had been

so good that each one of them could have one wish.



The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.



The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.....

Whoosh...immediately he turned 90!!!



Gotta love that fairy!



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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience

for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to

death.



AMEN



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Q: Why do little boys whine?



A: They are practicing to be men.



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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?



A: Trustworthy.



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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping

for breath and calling your name?



A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.



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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?



A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.



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Q: How do your keep your husband from reading your e-mail?



A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'