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    Default The Parrot

    A little pre-Thanksgiving story.

    John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.
    The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse
    vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,
    obnoxious and laced with profanity.

    John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
    Consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and
    anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
    Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
    The parrot yelled back.

    John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
    even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird
    and shoved him in the freezer.

    For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
    Then suddenly there was total quiet.
    Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

    Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot,
    John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

    The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's
    outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you
    with my rude language and actions.
    I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
    transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to
    correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'

    John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
    As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such
    A dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued....

    ........"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?"
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    I got a good belly laugh out of that one.
    So many weeds.......so little time.

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    Funny!! ). "One program, the prison boot camp, or shock incarceration program,....viable means of drug treatment for young male offenders".--Business Net.

    Something like this was on T.V. a few years ago where 'offenders' came 'face to face' with volunteer prisoners who,....'told it like it is".

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    John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.
    The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse
    vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,
    obnoxious and laced with profanity.

    John was telling his preacher about it. The preacher said he had two female parrots that recited bible verses and prayed all day. Maybe if the were put together, the girls could teach John's parrot to be nice.

    So they placed him in with the girls and one of them Squawks...."Hey, Mabel, our prayers have been answered".

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