Installing A Husband
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as
愛omance 9.5, and
感ersonal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as
意BA 5.0,
意FL 3.0, and
廉olf Clubs 4.1.


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
廈usband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then auto-
matically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or
Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download
the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0.
(It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend
嵩ooking 3.0, and
廈ot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck, Babe.

Tech Support

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