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    An Excerpt From Riverrats Rant

    The Buffalo Theory Described by Riverrat

    "Well you see, Guys, it's like this . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we all know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of mead eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, fellas, is why you always feel smarter after a few glasses of mead."



    :Certain names have been excluded to protect the innocent.
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill

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    And it shows in some.

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    yes sir lets all get drunk and be somebody Maybe the guy whos signature on beesource. that goes something like this "you cant roller skate in a herd of buffalos" might join us drink a little and prove his theory

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    It's called a "Clavinism". Cliff Clavin from Cheers made many such explanations of deep philosophical thought, in this case he was astoundingly accurate.
    Bullseye Bill in The Scenic Flint Hills , KS
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    NO WAY!! Rat said this was an original!!
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill

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    Opps! Sorry Rat..
    Bullseye Bill in The Scenic Flint Hills , KS
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    Bottoms Up!
    "Wine is a constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy" Ben Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bizzybee View Post
    NO WAY!! Rat said this was an original!!
    WOW!!!! For real? I said that. No wonder I had a headache the next morning.

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    well you gonna use that excuse AGAIN !

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