Almost got my first swarm call in over a week and a hooker! They took flight before I got there. I asked the person to keep and eye on them for me to see where they went. I didn't know the lady, but knew she would be outside watching the bees for me. As I got closer to where I was suppose to be, I saw a lady outside and she was looking right at me, so I slowed down, pulled over and stopped next to the lady and rolled my passenger side window down. She walked up to my truck and laid her arms on my truck. I asked her "are you Adrianna?" She said "who's Adrianna?" I replied "a lady I'm looking for." She said "Oh, I'm way better than Adrianna honey." I was like oh cr*p, she's a prostitute!! I said "you're not what I am looking for." To which she asked "I'm up for anything, what are you looking for sweetie?" I informed her I was looking for a swarm of bees. She asked if she could get a cigarette, I told her "sorry, I don't smoke" and left. I went to where the swarm was, they told me they flew over to the abandoned building across the way, I went to the building and saw bees, but it turned out to be a full blown colony with 4 queen cells inside. This is where the swarm mostlikely came from, I went ahead and extracted them even though I wasn't getting paid. Called my wife, told her she better be home in time, cause I almost picked up a hooker. When I told her the full story, she was laughing so hard she was crying.
All in the life of swarmchasing.
Craig



, she's a prostitute!! I said "you're not what I am looking for." To which she asked "I'm up for anything, what are you looking for sweetie?" I informed her I was looking for a swarm of bees. She asked if she could get a cigarette, I told her "sorry, I don't smoke" and left. I went to where the swarm was, they told me they flew over to the abandoned building across the way, I went to the building and saw bees, but it turned out to be a full blown colony with 4 queen cells inside. This is where the swarm mostlikely came from, I went ahead and extracted them even though I wasn't getting paid. Called my wife, told her she better be home in time, cause I almost picked up a hooker. When I told her the full story, she was laughing so hard she was crying.

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