Joke for the Scandinavians:
Sven's neighbor: "Hey Sven, you used to live out in the woods when you were in the old county, right? How do you get rid of skunks under the house?"
Sven: "Oh, yah, well you know just go over to Ole and Lena's house and ask her to give you some Lutefisk. That smells even worse than the skunks! That should take care of it, you betcha."
(week later)
Sven: "Hey dere neighbor, didja try that Lutefisk thing out?"
Neighbor: "Well, yes, the skunks got out of there right quick. Now how do I get rid of all the $*%$& Swedes?!"
(speaking as a Swede kid who actually has eaten Lutefisk, before the PC brigade starts sharpening the machete! [img]smile.gif[/img] )
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